Charlotte Hunts

I get tired of these little guppies trying to eat food directly out of my mouth sometimes. Every once in a time I will snap at them, and one of these days, if they’re not so lucky, I’m gonna snap one of them in half. I have hunted before. I am kind of lazy when it comes to eating these live fish because my human feeds me shrimp and krill and other turtle food every day. I don’t much get too hungry for these little pesky brats. They do help keep the tank clean, eating the little scraps that I will not digest. At the end of the feeding time I’ll spit some of my pellets out because I am so full. They like that. Haha - lucky little guppies. There is one left over from the original three that appeared in my small tank while I was only a few, small months old. Then there were three more - and now there are only two. So that equals three. Does this math make sense to you? Is this what common core looks like? The mother human has tried feeding me strawberries and bananas and lettuce. All of which I am mostly uninterested. The pellets are full of nutrients and vitamins to help me grow and the shrimp and krill are just like candy to a baby. My candy, because I am a baby. It will be neat to grow old enough to eat real big fish. In the wild, I would be hunting already. Although, there would also be things hunting me. I’m so glad I have this little habitat that my human built for me. She added flowers the other day and I’ll get a fresh, clean tank this weekend. That’s always exciting because new guppies arrive! Yum Yum.